PICK UP LINES

It's time to go there. That's right. Pick up lines. We love to hear them, we claim we don't use them, but we are all a bunch of liars. Here are some pick up lines used on *me because I am one sexy beast...


Pick-up line user: Hi, may I take your order?
Me: I'll have love and a side of cuddles.

Pick-up line user: Excuse me, what's the time?
Me: It's time to buy me my next drink.

Pick-up line user: How's work?
Me: No, we can't do it here.

Pick-up line user: Did you receive my email?
Me: Yes, I would very much like a back massage.

Pick-up line user: Do you have a pen?
Me: I do... *winky face*

Pick-up line user: What TV shows do you like?
Me: The one with me and you in it.

Pick-up line user: We have a mutual friend! How do you know Tina?
Me: I see what you did there and the answer is yes.

Pick-up line user: That's $7.20.
Me: Fine! I'll give you my number. Don't you ever use tough love on me again.

Pick-up line user: You're really lame Squid.
Me: Okay, I'll go home with you tonight.


*in my awesome imagination

Disclaimer: I am no longer funny.