SQUIDIOLICIOUS

its 2pm right now.
when i lie down on the floor.
i dunno how i ended up on the sofa.
and i dosed off for abt 2-3 hours.
and i was late for work. bravo.
i can't even be bothered getting mad at myself anymore.

anyway. that is besides the point.
i am gonna blog about this stupid phonecall that just came in.
here it goes:

Idiot: Hi is there a way i can stop users from using the internet but still access their emails?

Me: No. But if you really want to the only way is to remove internet explorer manually and set them as limited user.

Idiot: Why would i do something stupid like that? I am asking for your technical point of view.

Me: HAHA. Hey look, I am telling you it cannot be done. If you want to block a single user he has to be on a static IP so we can manually block him so he can't access the gateway. But if he can't access the gateway, he won't be able to check his emails either.

Idiot: But your colleague said its possible.

Me: Okay let me get my colleague to call you back and tell you how its done.

Idiot: But your colleague told me you guys can tell me how it is done.

Me: Haha. This is hilarious. I will have to call my colleague and get back to you on that.

Idiot: What's your name again?

Me: Wan. Its Wan sir.

Idiot: Okay.

Me: Okay BYE!

Of course he wasn't speaking with such eloquence.
And this is the gist of it without making anyone look bad.
But seriously, Don't Use The word Stupid.
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE.